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Welcome to Collinwood (2002)

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Reviews Counted:64

Fresh:34

Rotten:30

Average Rating:5.9/10

Consensus: Contains some funny moments, but it's still a very lightweight comedy.

Runtime: 86 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: It’s the perfect setup… the biggest payoff… the cleanest getaway. It’s the best job you’ve ever heard of. It’s a masterpiece… It’s your Bellini. When petty thief Cosimo (LUIS GUZMÁN) is...

It’s the perfect setup… the biggest payoff… the cleanest getaway.

It’s the best job you’ve ever heard of.

It’s a masterpiece…

It’s your Bellini.

When petty thief Cosimo (LUIS GUZMÁN) is given the plan for the perfect heist from a lifer in prison – the kind of job you dream about, the kind of job that the reprobates on the block refer to as a ‘Bellini’ – he has to get out of jail, fast. Opportunities like this don’t come along every day for the hard-luck folks who hang around the streets of Collinwood, a working class neighborhood on Cleveland’s east side. What Cosimo needs is a fall guy, a ‘Mullinski,’ somebody who needs the $15,000 Cosimo can offer more than they need one to three years of freedom. But with Cosimo stuck in the joint, it’s up to his girl Rosalind (PATRICIA CLARKSON) to track down a patsy.

But while no one wants to do the time for Cosimo’s crime, everybody seems to know a guy who will – and for a share in the Bellini, they’re willing to track him down. Before long, Rosalind has five guys trailing behind her, looking to get their bungling hands on a piece of the action.

Led by Pero (SAM ROCKWELL), a very amateur boxer who schemes to get the particulars of the job from Cosimo before leaving him in the joint to rot, the motley crew consists of photographer and frustrated artist Riley (WILLIAM H. MACY), a single father with an infant on his hands who needs a thousand bucks to spring his wife from jail; Leon (ISAIAH WASHINGTON), who desperately wants to secure a better life for his sister Michelle (GABRIELLE UNION); Basil (ANDREW DAVOLI), a handsome Italian gigolo who’s as broke as a one-wheeled wagon and Toto (MICHAEL JETER), a thief way past his prime who’s got nothing but time.

Relying on the dubiously expert advice of veteran safecracker Jerzy (GEORGE CLOONEY), the band of hapless lowlifes sets out to bag the Bellini. [More]

Starring: Isaiah Washington, William H. Macy, Sam Rockwell, Luis Guzmán

Starring: Isaiah Washington, William H. Macy, Sam Rockwell, Luis Guzmán, Michael Jeter, Patricia Clarkson, George Clooney, Jennifer Esposito, Gabrielle Union, Andrew Davoli

Director: Anthony Russo, Joseph Russo

Director: Anthony Russo, Joseph Russo
Screenwriter: Joseph Russo, Anthony Russo
Producer: Steven Soderbergh, George Clooney
Studio: Warner Bros.

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12/30/06
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The film looks and sounds bright and bouncy, and it's full of reliable old comic devices like characters absurdly repeating themselves and asking incredulous questions.

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07/06/03
Ian Waldron-Mantgani
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04/19/03
Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner
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Enjoyably dumb, sweet, and intermittently hilarious -- if you've a taste for the quirky, steal a glimpse.

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02/18/03
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11/03/02
Rich Cline
Rich Cline
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What the story doesn't deliver, the crew of ace actors does, leaving this short flick worthy of stealing a bit of your time.

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10/04/02
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An enjoyably half-wit remake of the venerable Italian comedy Big Deal on Madonna Street.

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10/04/02
A.O. Scott
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New York Times
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Self-consciously quirky and straining for idiosyncrasy, Welcome to Collinwood is a passable ensemble comedy that never hits its stride.

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10/18/02
Bill Muller
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10/21/02
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
Modamag.com

This first-time feature by writer/director brothers Anthony and Joe Russo, with its light plot, short run time and derivative script, feels like a tentative trial run in film, but the Russos are clearly ones to watch.

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10/04/02
Daphne Gordon
Daphne Gordon
Toronto Star

Agreeably old-fashioned.

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10/01/02
Ed Park
Ed Park
Village Voice

Has a shambling charm...a cheerfully inconsequential diversion.

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10/13/02
Frank Swietek
Frank Swietek
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It's excessively quirky and a little underconfident in its delivery, but otherwise this is the best 'old neighborhood' project since Christopher Walken kinda romanced Cyndi Lauper in The Opportunists.

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01/08/03
Gregory Weinkauf
Gregory Weinkauf
New Times

The off-center humor is a constant, and the ensemble gives it a buoyant delivery.

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10/02/02
Harry Haun
Harry Haun
Film Journal International

Light, cute and forgettable.

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10/06/02
Harvey S. Karten
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