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Welcome to Collinwood (2002)

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Reviews Counted:64

Fresh:34

Rotten:30

Average Rating:5.9/10

Consensus: Contains some funny moments, but it's still a very lightweight comedy.

Runtime: 86 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: It’s the perfect setup… the biggest payoff… the cleanest getaway. It’s the best job you’ve ever heard of. It’s a masterpiece… It’s your Bellini. When petty thief Cosimo (LUIS GUZMÁN) is...

It’s the perfect setup… the biggest payoff… the cleanest getaway.

It’s the best job you’ve ever heard of.

It’s a masterpiece…

It’s your Bellini.

When petty thief Cosimo (LUIS GUZMÁN) is given the plan for the perfect heist from a lifer in prison – the kind of job you dream about, the kind of job that the reprobates on the block refer to as a ‘Bellini’ – he has to get out of jail, fast. Opportunities like this don’t come along every day for the hard-luck folks who hang around the streets of Collinwood, a working class neighborhood on Cleveland’s east side. What Cosimo needs is a fall guy, a ‘Mullinski,’ somebody who needs the $15,000 Cosimo can offer more than they need one to three years of freedom. But with Cosimo stuck in the joint, it’s up to his girl Rosalind (PATRICIA CLARKSON) to track down a patsy.

But while no one wants to do the time for Cosimo’s crime, everybody seems to know a guy who will – and for a share in the Bellini, they’re willing to track him down. Before long, Rosalind has five guys trailing behind her, looking to get their bungling hands on a piece of the action.

Led by Pero (SAM ROCKWELL), a very amateur boxer who schemes to get the particulars of the job from Cosimo before leaving him in the joint to rot, the motley crew consists of photographer and frustrated artist Riley (WILLIAM H. MACY), a single father with an infant on his hands who needs a thousand bucks to spring his wife from jail; Leon (ISAIAH WASHINGTON), who desperately wants to secure a better life for his sister Michelle (GABRIELLE UNION); Basil (ANDREW DAVOLI), a handsome Italian gigolo who’s as broke as a one-wheeled wagon and Toto (MICHAEL JETER), a thief way past his prime who’s got nothing but time.

Relying on the dubiously expert advice of veteran safecracker Jerzy (GEORGE CLOONEY), the band of hapless lowlifes sets out to bag the Bellini. [More]

Starring: Isaiah Washington, William H. Macy, Sam Rockwell, Luis Guzmán

Starring: Isaiah Washington, William H. Macy, Sam Rockwell, Luis Guzmán, Michael Jeter, Patricia Clarkson, George Clooney, Jennifer Esposito, Gabrielle Union, Andrew Davoli

Director: Anthony Russo, Joseph Russo

Director: Anthony Russo, Joseph Russo
Screenwriter: Joseph Russo, Anthony Russo
Producer: Steven Soderbergh, George Clooney
Studio: Warner Bros.

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01/15/03
Frank Ochieng
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye

It's excessively quirky and a little underconfident in its delivery, but otherwise this is the best 'old neighborhood' project since Christopher Walken kinda romanced Cyndi Lauper in The Opportunists.

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01/08/03
Gregory Weinkauf
Gregory Weinkauf
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12/23/02
Deseret News, Salt Lake City
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It's a bellini.

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12/06/02
Joe Baltake
Joe Baltake
Sacramento Bee
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12/06/02
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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Just a bunch of good actors flailing around in a caper that's neither original nor terribly funny.

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11/19/02
Kim Linekin
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10/29/02
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10/27/02
Nell Minow
Nell Minow
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The kind of film that leaves you scratching your head in amazement over the fact that so many talented people could participate in such an ill-advised and poorly executed idea.

Full Review Source: Matinee Magazine | comment Comment
10/27/02
Nick Schager
Nick Schager
Matinee Magazine

You could easily mistake it for a sketchy work-in-progress that was inexplicably rushed to the megaplexes before its time.

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10/23/02
Joe Leydon
Joe Leydon
San Francisco Examiner

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10/21/02
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
Modamag.com

Amusing but otherwise forgettable...having a good time took precedent over making anything more than a insubstantial romp designed to entertain (the cast).

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10/21/02
Rob Blackwelder
Rob Blackwelder
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10/20/02
Jules Brenner
Jules Brenner
Cinema Signals

It's often faintly amusing, but the problems of the characters never become important to us, and the story never takes hold.

Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | comment Comment
10/18/02
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

It doesn't quite work, but there's enough here to make us look forward to the Russos' next offering.

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10/18/02
Moira MacDonald
Moira MacDonald
Seattle Times

An entertaining diversion.

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10/18/02
Jim Judy
Jim Judy
Screen It!

Collinwood seems like a series of sketches, with caricatures instead of characters.

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10/18/02
Carla Meyer
Carla Meyer
San Francisco Chronicle

The picture runs a mere 84 minutes, but it's no glance. It's a head-turner -- thoughtfully written, beautifully read and, finally, deeply humanizing.

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10/18/02
Susan Stark
Susan Stark
Detroit News
 
 
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