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Welcome to Collinwood (2002)

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Reviews Counted:64

Fresh:34

Rotten:30

Average Rating:5.9/10

Consensus: Contains some funny moments, but it's still a very lightweight comedy.

Runtime: 86 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: It’s the perfect setup… the biggest payoff… the cleanest getaway. It’s the best job you’ve ever heard of. It’s a masterpiece… It’s your Bellini. When petty thief Cosimo (LUIS GUZMÁN) is...

It’s the perfect setup… the biggest payoff… the cleanest getaway.

It’s the best job you’ve ever heard of.

It’s a masterpiece…

It’s your Bellini.

When petty thief Cosimo (LUIS GUZMÁN) is given the plan for the perfect heist from a lifer in prison – the kind of job you dream about, the kind of job that the reprobates on the block refer to as a ‘Bellini’ – he has to get out of jail, fast. Opportunities like this don’t come along every day for the hard-luck folks who hang around the streets of Collinwood, a working class neighborhood on Cleveland’s east side. What Cosimo needs is a fall guy, a ‘Mullinski,’ somebody who needs the $15,000 Cosimo can offer more than they need one to three years of freedom. But with Cosimo stuck in the joint, it’s up to his girl Rosalind (PATRICIA CLARKSON) to track down a patsy.

But while no one wants to do the time for Cosimo’s crime, everybody seems to know a guy who will – and for a share in the Bellini, they’re willing to track him down. Before long, Rosalind has five guys trailing behind her, looking to get their bungling hands on a piece of the action.

Led by Pero (SAM ROCKWELL), a very amateur boxer who schemes to get the particulars of the job from Cosimo before leaving him in the joint to rot, the motley crew consists of photographer and frustrated artist Riley (WILLIAM H. MACY), a single father with an infant on his hands who needs a thousand bucks to spring his wife from jail; Leon (ISAIAH WASHINGTON), who desperately wants to secure a better life for his sister Michelle (GABRIELLE UNION); Basil (ANDREW DAVOLI), a handsome Italian gigolo who’s as broke as a one-wheeled wagon and Toto (MICHAEL JETER), a thief way past his prime who’s got nothing but time.

Relying on the dubiously expert advice of veteran safecracker Jerzy (GEORGE CLOONEY), the band of hapless lowlifes sets out to bag the Bellini. [More]

Starring: Isaiah Washington, William H. Macy, Sam Rockwell, Luis Guzmán

Starring: Isaiah Washington, William H. Macy, Sam Rockwell, Luis Guzmán, Michael Jeter, Patricia Clarkson, George Clooney, Jennifer Esposito, Gabrielle Union, Andrew Davoli

Director: Anthony Russo, Joseph Russo

Director: Anthony Russo, Joseph Russo
Screenwriter: Joseph Russo, Anthony Russo
Producer: Steven Soderbergh, George Clooney
Studio: Warner Bros.

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This first-time feature by writer/director brothers Anthony and Joe Russo, with its light plot, short run time and derivative script, feels like a tentative trial run in film, but the Russos are clearly ones to watch.

Full Review Source: Toronto Star | comment Comment
10/04/02
Daphne Gordon
Daphne Gordon
Toronto Star

This one is a few bits funnier than Malle's dud, if only because the cast is so engagingly messing around like Slob City reductions of Damon Runyon crooks.

Full Review Source: San Diego Union-Tribune | comment Comment
10/04/02
David Elliott
David Elliott
San Diego Union-Tribune

Can't kick about the assembled talent and the Russos show genuine promise as comic filmmakers. Still, this thing feels flimsy and ephemeral.

Full Review Source: Newsday | comment Comment
10/04/02
Gene Seymour
Gene Seymour
Newsday

Criminal conspiracies and true romances move so easily across racial and cultural lines in the film that it makes My Big Fat Greek Wedding look like an apartheid drama.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News | comment Comment
10/04/02
Bob Strauss
Bob Strauss
Los Angeles Daily News

After all the big build-up, the payoff for the audience, as well as the characters, is messy, murky, unsatisfying.

Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | comment Comment
10/04/02
Bruce Kirkland
Bruce Kirkland
Jam! Movies

A zippy, enormously entertaining heist movie that, with a kind heart at its core, encompasses the styles of yesterday, today, and if we're lucky, maybe even tomorrow.

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
10/04/02
Norm Schrager
Norm Schrager
Filmcritic.com

Droll caper-comedy remake of "Big Deal on Madonna Street" that's a sly, amusing, laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate "Bellini" begins to look like a "real Kaputschnik."

Full Review Source: rec.arts.movies.reviews | comment Comment
10/04/02
Susan Granger
Susan Granger
rec.arts.movies.reviews

What the story doesn't deliver, the crew of ace actors does, leaving this short flick worthy of stealing a bit of your time.

Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
10/04/02
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Filled with a sweet, loopy sensibility and some fresh comic turns, Welcome to Collinwood is a low-budget American film that falls into the good-but-slight category.

Full Review Source: Globe and Mail | comment Comment
10/04/02
Liam Lacey
Liam Lacey
Globe and Mail

The doofus-on- the-loose banter of Welcome to Collinwood has a cocky, after-hours loopiness to it. And as with most late-night bull sessions, eventually the content isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | comment Comment
10/04/02
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Entertainment Weekly

An enjoyably half-wit remake of the venerable Italian comedy Big Deal on Madonna Street.

Full Review Source: New York Times | comment Comment
10/04/02
A.O. Scott
A.O. Scott
New York Times
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A few hours after you've seen it, you forget you've been to the movies.

Full Review Source: Salon.com | comment Comment
10/04/02
Charles Taylor
Charles Taylor
Salon.com

The whole cast looks to be having so much fun with the slapstick antics and silly street patois, tossing around obscure expressions like Bellini and Mullinski, that the compact 86 minutes breezes by.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
10/04/02
Megan Turner
Megan Turner
New York Post

Despite its gritty Cleveland locations, it has the vacuum-sealed feel of a student film bankrolled by rich uncles.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment Comment
10/03/02
Manohla Dargis
Manohla Dargis
Los Angeles Times
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A fun quirky comedy, brilliant-plan-gone-awry picture. Surprising, amusing and odd, the plot plays rather unpredictable, purposely misfiring like an old Cleveland V-8.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Report Card | comment Comment
10/03/02
Ross Anthony
Ross Anthony
Hollywood Report Card

Despite some comic sparks, Welcome to Collinwood never catches fire.

Full Review Source: Reel.com | comment Comment
10/03/02
Tor Thorsen
Tor Thorsen
Reel.com

While locals will get a kick out of spotting Cleveland sites, the rest of the world will enjoy a fast-paced comedy with quirks that might make the award-winning Coen brothers envious.

Full Review Source: Sun Newspapers of Cleveland | comment Comment
10/03/02
John Urbancich
John Urbancich
Sun Newspapers of Cleveland

Feels slight, as if it were an extended short, albeit one made by the smartest kids in class.

Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly | comment Comment
10/02/02
Chuck Wilson
Chuck Wilson
L.A. Weekly

The off-center humor is a constant, and the ensemble gives it a buoyant delivery.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment Comment
10/02/02
Harry Haun
Harry Haun
Film Journal International

Agreeably old-fashioned.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment Comment
10/01/02
Ed Park
Ed Park
Village Voice
 
 
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