If Dubya and Dick Cheney had made their very own post-9/11 patriotic propaganda movie for the teens they need as globalisation fodder, then this would be it.
XXX (2002)
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Reviews Counted:174
Fresh:83
Rotten:91
Average Rating:5.6/10
Consensus: Though peddled as a new brand of spy movie, XXX is really just more of the same old thing.
Runtime: 2 hrs 12 mins
Genre: Action/Adventure
Synopsis: This amped action drama stars Vin Diesel as Xander (aka Triple X), a rebellious extreme sports star with a mission to defy authority and create anarchy. In the dramatic opening scene of the movie,... This amped action drama stars Vin Diesel as Xander (aka Triple X), a rebellious extreme sports star with a mission to defy authority and create anarchy. In the dramatic opening scene of the movie, Xander pulls an outrageous serious of stunts with the help of a band of similar-minded jocks, broadcasts the whole event live onto the Internet with a network of strategically placed digital cameras, and then avoids being captured by the squadron of police who pursue him. When Triple X is later taken into custody, Gibbons (Samuel L. Jackson), a representative from a government agency, hires the chiseled athlete and turns him into a secret agent with a mission to travel to Prague and collapse a dangerous terrorist cell operated by Yorgi (Martin Csokas) and the seductive Yelena (Asia Argento). Triple X is quickly drawn into Yorgi's lair, a stunning chateau situated in the mountains that is equipped with every high-tech modern amenity imaginable, along with a sizeable team of extra-large Slav bodyguards, a laboratory staffed by top scientists, and an always-ready gaggle of gorgeous concubines. Non-stop stunts, pounding hard-core music, elaborate sets, and inventive costumes make this Rob Cohen-directed adrenaline overload a visually exciting, aurally engaging, highly entertaining success. [More]
Starring: Vin Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson, Asia Argento, Marton Csokas
Starring: Vin Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson, Asia Argento, Marton Csokas, Danny Trejo, Michael Roof, Tom Everett, Eve
Director: Rob Cohen
Director: Rob Cohen
Screenwriter: Rich Wilkes
Producer: Neal H. Moritz
Composer: Randy Edelman
Studio: Columbia Pictures
Reviews for XXX
Sporadically entertaining, this is nevertheless seriously hampered by a very choppy screenplay.
Vin may not yet be a Bond, or a Terminator, or even Conan the Barbarian. But he's got presence and charisma.
It may be stupid, but it knows it’s stupid, although it definitely drags in the middle and could have done with being twenty minutes shorter.
None of this has the suavity or classical familiarity of Bond, but much of it is good for a laugh. The problem with "XXX" is that its own action isn't very effective.
Diesel's a limited actor but a great performer - he just exudes cool. It's his charisma -- coupled with the raw sex appeal of Asia Argento's X girl -- that makes Rob Cohen's movie tick.
Everything explodes into a massive ball of flames for no reason at all. And this overblown fakery makes it impossible to buy into the film at any level.
As an action director, Mr. Cohen is competent, but this film -- which is pretty much as non-stop as an action movie can get -- needed a director with a little more finesse.
Not since the days when Joel Silver ruled Hollywood and musclebound subliterates vied for supremacy on the big screen has the industry spawned a phenomenon as garish and confounding as Vin Diesel.
Cohen's brainless bombast proves to be a perfect fit for this shamelessly, deliciously ridiculous reinvention of James Bond-style spy shenanigans.
XXX seems like a missed opportunity -- not a commercial one, mind you, because the flick will no doubt make a mint -- but as an honest-to-goodness re-evaluation of spy flicks and their relevancy to an ever more youthful audience.
XXX is a dream role for an action star, and ... Diesel is the perfect man for the job.
The filmmakers are so intent on bludgeoning their audience into submission that after 10 minutes you've become numb.
XXX happily wallows in the fact that it’s 100-percent loopy, kinetic and silly.
The wondrous opening sequence was better than any Bond film, and things were looking up until the characters started talking.
Bond-inspired? Certainly. Likely to have decades of life as a classic movie franchise? Let’s hope not.
For an action-packed, brain-dead testosterone fest, I have to admit Rob Cohen's XXX isn't that bad.
Latest News for XXX
August 26, 2009:
Director Hired for XXX: The Return of Xander Cage ![]()
The third "XXX" film has a director: Columbia has hired Ericson Core to helm "XXX: The Return of Xander Cage," which "involves Cage's return to the National Security Agency... More...
June 10, 2009:
Rob Cohen Backs Out of XXX Sequel ![]()
If a third "XXX" movie ends up getting made, it'll most likely be without director Rob Cohen, who has ankled the project in favor of a New Regency project Cohen's describing as... More...
May 12, 2009:
Michael Ferris Talks NexXxt Xander Cage Sequel ![]()
Good news, fans of the letter X -- screenwriter Michael Ferris tells Collider that a draft of the next "xXx" sequel will be delivered to the studio next week. More...
April 02, 2009:
Total Recall: Vin Diesel's Best-Reviewed Movies
With the release of Fast & Furious this Friday, Vin Diesel joins the elite ranks of actors who have starred in franchises that have spun off more than two sequels. Now that Vin... More...
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