Dennis Quaid and Rene Russo follow wearily in the footsteps of Henry Fonda and Lucille Ball in this asinine remake.
Yours, Mine, & Ours (2005)
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Reviews Counted:102
Fresh:5
Rotten:97
Average Rating:3.2/10
Consensus: The initial set-up is unbelievable, the plotting is predictable and stale, and the comedy depends on repetitive pratfalls that soon get old.
Theatrical Release:31-03-2006
Synopsis: Based on a film from 1968 (that starred Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda), this is a family comedy about two huge families that come together to create total chaos. Helen (Renee Russo) is the... Based on a film from 1968 (that starred Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda), this is a family comedy about two huge families that come together to create total chaos. Helen (Renee Russo) is the free-spirited mother of ten, including six adopted children of various races. Meanwhile, Admiral Frank Beardsley (Dennis Quaid) has eight well-trained Anglo Saxon overachievers, including a class president shoo-in (Sean Faris), a cheerleader (Katija Pevec) and a pair of sugar-addict twins (Brecken and Bridger Palmer). Among those on Helen's free-spirit side are a cute guitar-playing hipster chick (Danielle Panabaker), a sullen emo boy (Drake Bell), a rapper (Lil' JJ), a hissy-fit throwing young Asian fashion designer (Lao North), twins from India (Jennifer and Jessica Habib), and a potbellied pig. When Helen and Frank impulsively wed after reuniting at a class reunion, their differing clans resent suddenly having to share bedrooms and bathroom time with such polar opposites. Devious plans are hatched, wars waged, and very few heads escape being doused with paint or other thick gooey matter, especially poor Frank's, whose regimented military mind can hardly fathom the complexities of so many run-amok age groups. Luckily, Quaid is playing the role, and he's great at mixing broad comedy with parental authority. Russo is also strong here--still sexy as ever--and the sophisticated romantic chemistry she manages to squeeze in with Quaid between pratfalls should keep the parents happy. Raja Gosnell's (BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE) direction seems to be working overtime to provide something fun for every age, and he mostly succeeds. And any film with Linda Hunt as a martini-swilling housekeeper can't be all bad. [More]
Starring: Rene Russo, Dennis Quaid, Linda Hunt, Amber Tamblyn
Starring: Rene Russo, Dennis Quaid, Linda Hunt, Amber Tamblyn, Sean Faris, Dean Patrick Jones, Rip Torn, Drake Bell
Director: Raja Gosnell
Director: Raja Gosnell
Screenwriter: Ron Burch
Producer: Robert Simonds, Richard Suckle
Screenwriter: David Kidd
Producer: Tracey Trench
Composer: Christopher Beck
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Reviews for Yours, Mine, & Ours
A movie that somehow manages to be both irritatingly familiar and instantly forgettable.
Raja Gosnell's direction follows the first rule of slapstick: If actor stuck with nothing to do, have them fall in vat of goo.
This Cheaper-by-the-Dozening of the 1968 comedy is astoundingly unfunny.
You know you're in trouble when even the trailer doesn't contain any laughs [and this] is a disaster from beginning to end ...
Eighteen kids. Two parents. One sassy nanny and a potbellied pig. And not a single laugh among them.
In watching Yours, Mine & Ours, you have to wonder what the director had against star Dennis Quaid.
What matters is how stale and charmless this movie feels, how hard the actors all work in the service of mediocrity, and how shameless Hollywood is for feeding us thin porridge like this and then wondering why box office is down.
Yours, Mine & Ours is the movie equivalent of a box of generic macaroni and cheese: bland, easily digested, comforting, forgettable.
The entire undertaking is a wholly insincere and contrived attempt to exploit the recent success of Cheaper By The Dozen, another remake of a better film from the '60s, and it shows.
Yours, Mine & Ours isn't so much a movie as it is scene after scene of [Dennis] Quaid getting pelted with paint, food and other associated goo. But even as slapstick, it's a major snoozefest.
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