There are just so many jokes you can make about who gets to use the bathroom when.
Yours, Mine, & Ours (2005)
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Reviews Counted:102
Fresh:5
Rotten:97
Average Rating:3.2/10
Consensus: The initial set-up is unbelievable, the plotting is predictable and stale, and the comedy depends on repetitive pratfalls that soon get old.
Theatrical Release:31-03-2006
Synopsis: Based on a film from 1968 (that starred Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda), this is a family comedy about two huge families that come together to create total chaos. Helen (Renee Russo) is the... Based on a film from 1968 (that starred Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda), this is a family comedy about two huge families that come together to create total chaos. Helen (Renee Russo) is the free-spirited mother of ten, including six adopted children of various races. Meanwhile, Admiral Frank Beardsley (Dennis Quaid) has eight well-trained Anglo Saxon overachievers, including a class president shoo-in (Sean Faris), a cheerleader (Katija Pevec) and a pair of sugar-addict twins (Brecken and Bridger Palmer). Among those on Helen's free-spirit side are a cute guitar-playing hipster chick (Danielle Panabaker), a sullen emo boy (Drake Bell), a rapper (Lil' JJ), a hissy-fit throwing young Asian fashion designer (Lao North), twins from India (Jennifer and Jessica Habib), and a potbellied pig. When Helen and Frank impulsively wed after reuniting at a class reunion, their differing clans resent suddenly having to share bedrooms and bathroom time with such polar opposites. Devious plans are hatched, wars waged, and very few heads escape being doused with paint or other thick gooey matter, especially poor Frank's, whose regimented military mind can hardly fathom the complexities of so many run-amok age groups. Luckily, Quaid is playing the role, and he's great at mixing broad comedy with parental authority. Russo is also strong here--still sexy as ever--and the sophisticated romantic chemistry she manages to squeeze in with Quaid between pratfalls should keep the parents happy. Raja Gosnell's (BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE) direction seems to be working overtime to provide something fun for every age, and he mostly succeeds. And any film with Linda Hunt as a martini-swilling housekeeper can't be all bad. [More]
Starring: Rene Russo, Dennis Quaid, Linda Hunt, Amber Tamblyn
Starring: Rene Russo, Dennis Quaid, Linda Hunt, Amber Tamblyn, Sean Faris, Dean Patrick Jones, Rip Torn, Drake Bell
Director: Raja Gosnell
Director: Raja Gosnell
Screenwriter: Ron Burch
Producer: Robert Simonds, Richard Suckle
Screenwriter: David Kidd
Producer: Tracey Trench
Composer: Christopher Beck
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Reviews for Yours, Mine, & Ours
The remake seems to have been written and directed by people whose only experience with children is the long-distant memory of having been kids themselves so many years ago.
It's unlikely that anyone from that real family would see himself in the remake starring Rene Russo and Dennis Quaid. It's a story told in extremes, as if there weren't enough comedy potential in 18 kids under one roof.
There is a time to every purpose under heaven, but let us hope this particular one doesn’t last too long. Turn, turn, turn.
Harmless, just okay and perfect for that post-turkey theater outing with the whole clan.
Yours, Mine and Ours is indeed recycled garbage, but it's fairly harmless recycled garbage. It's certainly not enough to make you gag. Set your standards low, and the worst you should get is a hiccup or two.
Even those viewers attracted to the mayhem promised by Yours, Mine and Ours will have to admit what a mess has been made of this kids-in-a-shoe family comedy.
If you're determined to adore each heavy-handed gag, relish the story line's utter simplicity and bathe in the glow of its calculated warmth, you may tolerate Yours, Mine & Ours.
The entire undertaking is a wholly insincere and contrived attempt to exploit the recent success of Cheaper By The Dozen, another remake of a better film from the '60s, and it shows.
Yours, Mine & Ours is the movie equivalent of a box of generic macaroni and cheese: bland, easily digested, comforting, forgettable.
What matters is how stale and charmless this movie feels, how hard the actors all work in the service of mediocrity, and how shameless Hollywood is for feeding us thin porridge like this and then wondering why box office is down.
In watching Yours, Mine & Ours, you have to wonder what the director had against star Dennis Quaid.
It throws in a few "cute" animals, such as a burping pig, just in case the kids don't measure up.
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