Critical Consensus: "Because" Is Less Than So-So; "Messengers" Not Screened -- Guess The Tomatometer!
This week at the movies, we've got mother/daughter conflict ("Because I Said So," starring Diane Keaton and Mandy Moore) and dark proceedings on a North Dakota sunflower farm ("The Messengers," starring Dylan McDermott and Penelope Ann Miller). What do the critics have to say?
Diane Keaton is one of America's finest actresses, and Mandy Moore has continued to emerge as an engaging cinematic presence. Thus, critics say it's especially disappointing that "Because I Said So," a dramedy about the dating woes of a mother and daughter, is so derivative. Keaton stars as a mom who is overly involved in Moore's love life, in the hopes of helping her avoid past mistakes. The pundits say the actors in "Because" do the best they can with the material, which isn't much, since the script is slight and shrill. At eight percent on the Tomatometer, the critics are saying to stay away from this one just "Because."

The eight percent tomatometer came as a shock.
The folks behind "The Messengers" are sending a missive to audiences by not screening the film for critics. The message is this: the movie probably isn't any good. Directed by the Pang brothers, the film stars Dylan McDermott and Penelope Ann Miller as a couple whose children see dead people; evil goings-on ensue. Memo to readers: Guess that Tomatometer!

"I see...film critics!"
Also opening this week in limited release: "East of Havana," a documentary about young rap artists in Cuba, is at 100 percent; "An Unreasonable Man," a documentary about Ralph Nader's tumultuous career, is at 91 percent on the Tomatometer; "Fired!" a comedic meditation on the nature of getting sacked, is at 75 percent; "In The Pit," a Mexican documentary about freeway builders, is at 57 percent; "Puccini for Beginners," a screwball love-triangle comedy starring Gretchen Mol, is at 36 percent; "The Situation," a multifaceted look at the U.S. occupation of Iraq starring Connie Nielsen, is at 36 percent; and "Constellation," a story of familial togetherness, is at zero percent.

"An Unreasonble Man" is good for consumers.
And finally, it's time to dole out congrats to those clairvoyant souls who correctly guessed last week's Tomatometers for "Epic Movie" and "Blood and Chocolate." To sir_mcchris_the_pirate, we say, "yo-ho-ho and a bottle of props" for correctly guessing "Epic"'s three percent. And a "bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay" to the one and only dreday, on a Tomatometer-guessing spree; the good doctor correctly estimated "Blood"'s eight percent.
Recent Diane Keaton Movies:
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53% -- The Family Stone (2005)
69% -- Something's Gotta Give (2003)
13% -- Town and Country (2001)
11% -- Hanging Up (2000)
32% -- The Other Sister (1999)
Recent Mandy Moore Movies:
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41% -- American Dreamz (2006)
45% -- Romance and Cigarettes (2006)
67% -- Brother Bear 2 (2006)
34% -- Racing Stripes (2005)
60% -- Saved! (2004)
Films Not Screened for Critics in 2007
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3% -- Epic Movie
8% -- Blood and Chocolate
22% -- The Hitcher
16% -- Primeval
Diane Keaton is one of America's finest actresses, and Mandy Moore has continued to emerge as an engaging cinematic presence. Thus, critics say it's especially disappointing that "Because I Said So," a dramedy about the dating woes of a mother and daughter, is so derivative. Keaton stars as a mom who is overly involved in Moore's love life, in the hopes of helping her avoid past mistakes. The pundits say the actors in "Because" do the best they can with the material, which isn't much, since the script is slight and shrill. At eight percent on the Tomatometer, the critics are saying to stay away from this one just "Because."

The eight percent tomatometer came as a shock.
The folks behind "The Messengers" are sending a missive to audiences by not screening the film for critics. The message is this: the movie probably isn't any good. Directed by the Pang brothers, the film stars Dylan McDermott and Penelope Ann Miller as a couple whose children see dead people; evil goings-on ensue. Memo to readers: Guess that Tomatometer!

"I see...film critics!"
Also opening this week in limited release: "East of Havana," a documentary about young rap artists in Cuba, is at 100 percent; "An Unreasonable Man," a documentary about Ralph Nader's tumultuous career, is at 91 percent on the Tomatometer; "Fired!" a comedic meditation on the nature of getting sacked, is at 75 percent; "In The Pit," a Mexican documentary about freeway builders, is at 57 percent; "Puccini for Beginners," a screwball love-triangle comedy starring Gretchen Mol, is at 36 percent; "The Situation," a multifaceted look at the U.S. occupation of Iraq starring Connie Nielsen, is at 36 percent; and "Constellation," a story of familial togetherness, is at zero percent.

"An Unreasonble Man" is good for consumers.
And finally, it's time to dole out congrats to those clairvoyant souls who correctly guessed last week's Tomatometers for "Epic Movie" and "Blood and Chocolate." To sir_mcchris_the_pirate, we say, "yo-ho-ho and a bottle of props" for correctly guessing "Epic"'s three percent. And a "bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay" to the one and only dreday, on a Tomatometer-guessing spree; the good doctor correctly estimated "Blood"'s eight percent.
Recent Diane Keaton Movies:
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53% -- The Family Stone (2005)
69% -- Something's Gotta Give (2003)
13% -- Town and Country (2001)
11% -- Hanging Up (2000)
32% -- The Other Sister (1999)
Recent Mandy Moore Movies:
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41% -- American Dreamz (2006)
45% -- Romance and Cigarettes (2006)
67% -- Brother Bear 2 (2006)
34% -- Racing Stripes (2005)
60% -- Saved! (2004)
Films Not Screened for Critics in 2007
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3% -- Epic Movie
8% -- Blood and Chocolate
22% -- The Hitcher
16% -- Primeval
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HoodWrecked writes: on Feb 01 2007 04:47 PM i predict 13% for the messengers just because i said so (Reply to this) |
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mizzoucritic writes: on Feb 01 2007 05:25 PM I was so close to getting the Tomatometer this week...curse you EW and your B-. How can you live with yourselves for allowing Epic Movie to get a positive review? The Messengers - 8%. Another horrible horror movie. (Reply to this) |
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bribios writes: on Feb 01 2007 05:49 PM The messengers = 14%. Also, number one at the Box Office, but i think we all know that. (Reply to this) |
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Dreday writes: on Feb 01 2007 05:59 PM Whoo hoo. The Messengers- 12% (Reply to this) |
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dagreenman18 writes: on Feb 01 2007 06:08 PM 12% for the messengers. now i gotta go puch the fool who gave Epic Movie their one good review. (Reply to this) |
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sir_mcchris_the_pirate writes: on Feb 01 2007 06:39 PM yesss , i knew some dumb critic would give it a good review messengers-9% (Reply to this) |
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Bara Megami writes: on Feb 01 2007 07:13 PM I knew "Because I Said So" was going to be bad just from the trailers - do they honestly think any woman would go see that "chick flick". Ugh. Anyway, for The Messengers, I guess...24%, because it's the Pang Brothers, and they made one of my favorite movies, Abnormal Beauty. So I'll give it a high-ish guess for their first English language film :D (Reply to this) |
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nathanpoitras writes: on Feb 01 2007 07:48 PM I'll go with the Messengers getting 13% (Reply to this) |
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synergyred writes: on Feb 01 2007 07:53 PM 11% for The Messenger. Really dissapointed about the Because I Said So reviews :( (Reply to this) |
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wbgoose13 writes: on Feb 01 2007 10:09 PM The Messengers - 10% (Reply to this) |
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gerke writes: on Feb 02 2007 04:09 AM one of the bette not screened for critics movie. 20% (Reply to this) |
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AudioNinja writes: on Feb 02 2007 07:24 AM Messengers gets 14% ==TJ== (Reply to this) |
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Murrow100 writes: on Feb 02 2007 09:08 AM Bad Weekend for the Movies 23% for Messengers and probably number one You know what that means . . . . coming in June 2008 . . . The Messenger has one last message . . . Messenger 2: The Lost Letter (Reply to this) |
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ImaRobot writes: on Feb 02 2007 12:30 PM messengers = perhaps a...6%? it looks worse than Because I said So.. (Reply to this) |
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unbreakable_samurai writes: on Feb 02 2007 04:01 PM I think Because I Said So will be number one, not The Messengers. I'm happy though because Pan's Labyrinth finally came here so I'm going to go see it and probably Because I Said So because a whole bunch of girls I know want to see it so I'll go with them. Messengers-17% (Reply to this) |
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