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        51 Birch Street (2006)      "A deeply self-indulgent picture that exemplifies the worst, navel-gazing preoccupations of so many contemporary documentarians."       Kevin Koehler  
        A Nos Amours (1983)      "The meandering quarrels, beatings, and post-coital chit-chats all have the feel of work-shopping actors being put through an exercise rather than real life, even the life of a sexually-obsessed French person."       Kevin Koehler  
        A Scanner Darkly (2006)      "Perhaps we are sick only so someone can sell us the cure."       Kevin Koehler  
        Ace in the Hole (1951)      "As a filmmaker, the problem with being ahead of your time is that most audiences/critics/quasi-Luddites won't like your movie."       Kevin Koehler  
        Atonement (2007)      "I have little doubt that this all worked a lot better in the book."       Kevin Koehler  
        Babel (2006)      "With some irony, the byzantine Babel is the one that babbles, speaking without actually saying much of anything."       Kevin Koehler  
        Back to the Future (1985)      "I'm tempted to call Back to the Future one of the more subversive films about the Reagan era, but that would imply intent. I honestly don't believe Robert Zemeckis knew what he was making."       Kevin Koehler  
        Bad Timing (1980)      "Roeg has taken what is a relatively mundane plot, a few uninspiring characters, added some bizarrely sordid plot developments, placed this whole unappetizing concoction in a food processor and let rip."       Kevin Koehler  
        Beauty and the Beast (1946)      "It doesn't make much sense, and it's not supposed to: the picture is surrealist in its truest sense, governed by dream logic."       Kevin Koehler  
        A Canterbury Tale (1944)      "What a peculiar little film this is."       Kevin Koehler  
        The Children's Hour (1962)      "Of course, you try to critique the film they made, not the one you would have preferred. This being said, you rather wish they'd picked a different lie."       Kevin Koehler  
        Chloe in the Afternoon (1972)      "Often what makes films great are the questions they pose, not the ones they solve. Chloe in the Afternoon is full of questions."       Kevin Koehler  
        Claire Dolan (1998)      "This world is an ominous place and few people are made more aware of it than the titular Claire Dolan."       Kevin Koehler  
        Clean, Shaven (1995)      "Clean, Shaven is most effective when we're forced to reexamine our own preconceived notions about mental illness."       Kevin Koehler  
        Cloverfield (2008)      "Scenes featuring the monster are oddly the most realistic."       Kevin Koehler  
        Coffy (1973)      "Like Russ Meyer, [director Jack] Hill doesn't empower women so much as act out his fantasies about large-chested women who can beat him up."       Kevin Koehler  
        Courage of Lassie (1946)      "Imagine Lassie goes off to war... Lassie returning home shell-shocked, twisted by his war-time experiences. Imagine a judge orders Lassie put down. A courtroom trial. Lassie defended by the Wizard of Oz."       Kevin Koehler  
        The Da Vinci Code (2006)      "The filmmaking here is at times inexcusably awkward and clumsy."       Kevin Koehler  
        Das Boot (1982)      "Das Boot, first and foremost, is an action film - but not an always engaging one."       Kevin Koehler  
        Dazed and Confused (1993)      "Blissful, prelapsian adolescent endangerment, familiar to a bygone era before the country became so uptight about everything and anything that could maybe, possibly, under the right circumstances, kill you."       Kevin Koehler  
        The Departed (2006)      "Freud claimed the Irish were the only people impervious to psychoanalysis. Scorsese goes about proving him wrong."       Kevin Koehler  
        The Devil and Daniel Johnston (2006)      "The Devil and Daniel Johnston would have you believe its titular documentary subject...is insane and a genius. I'm only sure that one of these is true."       Kevin Koehler  
        The Double Life of Veronique (1991)      "There are other worlds besides the one we think we see, ones that might have been and still could be, and in these worlds we can be the people whom we hoped we would."       Kevin Koehler  
        L' Enfant (2006)      "There is a very short list of films that have actually made me physically ill. It's not necessarily a bad thing."       Kevin Koehler  
        A Fistful of Dollars (1964)      "If this is blasphemy in certain quarters, then so be it. No masterpiece, Dollars is highly regarded for reasons generally outside its own artistic merits."       Kevin Koehler  
        Fitzcarraldo (1982)      "Werner Herzog sure has a soft spot for obsessive idealists engaged in hopelessly enormous tasks."       Kevin Koehler  
        Foxy Brown (1974)      "Like Russ Meyer, [director Jack] Hill doesn't empower women so much as act out his fantasies about large-chested women who can beat him up."       Kevin Koehler  
        Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006)      "Unfortunately, the romanticism of Fur falls flat - a miscast Kidman trying to pretend Robert Downey Jr.'s foul-mouthed wolfman is dangerous and sexy. He is neither."       Kevin Koehler  
        The Golden Compass (2007)      "More thought seems to have went into providing grist for future [sequels] that have not been made than the film that was."       Kevin Koehler  
        Gremlins (1984)      "Either the slyest satire of consumerism you will ever see or a filmmaker, reared on action figures and electric trains, acting out his childhood fantasies of being locked in a department store at night."       Kevin Koehler  
        Grey Gardens (1976)      "Just as people like the wrong movies for the wrong reasons, people can like the right movies with similar faulty logic."       Kevin Koehler  
        Grindhouse (2007)      "I almost feel bad for Robert Rodriguez, insofar as he has the misfortune to make a generally entertaining feature only to have it eclipsed by some sublime genre work by Quentin Tarantino."       Kevin Koehler  
        A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints (2006)      "Despite such rarely-observed hubris, first-time filmmaker [Dito] Montiel managed to make a strong motion picture."       Kevin Koehler  
        Gung Ho (1986)      "If Assan Motors wants their employees to to act like Japanese people, why not build the plant in Japan?"       Kevin Koehler  
        Half Nelson (2006)      "Gosling's fashioned a very special performance that carries the picture on its back, saving it from its worst intentions."       Kevin Koehler  
        Happy Feet (2006)      "Happy Feet, the dark tale of one flightless bird's struggle against cultural orthodoxy and the marine harvesting industry."       Kevin Koehler  
        High Sierra (1941)      "It's not a great film... There are some great moments, though."       Kevin Koehler  
        Idiocracy (2006)      "Idiocracy is polemic in search of a punch line or plot, and often finding neither."       Kevin Koehler  
        Imagine Me & You (2006)      "Not to completely bash this trifle of a movie, as I'm sure writer/director Ol Parker is an entertaining gentleman at parties, but it really is emblematic of everything that is wrong with current independent filmmaking."       Kevin Koehler  
        Inland Empire (2006)      "Does David Lynch know he's weird?"       Kevin Koehler  
        Jesus Camp (2006)      "Jesus Camp [is] one of the most frightening films of 2006."       Kevin Koehler  
        Juno (2007)      "It's not as good as you heard."       Kevin Koehler  
        Kicking & Screaming (1995)      "Kicking and Screaming is really about the biggest things there are: our dreams in a lonely, chaotic world where we think we know God, only to find He's not so much dead as just not answering the phone."       Kevin Koehler  
        La Bęte Humaine (1938)      "A film that doesn't just feature the darker elements of our carnal natures, but is consumed by them."       Kevin Koehler  
        Lady in the Water (2006)      "A director's love letter to himself, the martyred, fashionably-dressed messiah whose work may someday save the world if only we'd let it."       Kevin Koehler  
        The Last American Virgin (1982)      "Virgin's mesmeric final moments...are really what elevate the picture from mere cultural curiosity to unheralded subversive brilliance."       Kevin Koehler  
        The Last Kiss (2006)      "I won't reveal how the whole situation resolves itself, only that there is a musical montage featuring Coldplay...Jacinda Barrett breaks character and speaks in an Australian accent...and some other things happen that...are always happening in movies."       Kevin Koehler  
        The Longest Yard (1974)      "The Longest Yard asks what it means to be criminal in a system without fairness, where...violence is cloaked in duty and righteousness."       Kevin Koehler  
   --      The Longest Yard (2005)      Click here to see the review.       Kevin Koehler  
        The Maltese Falcon (1941)      "As great as The Maltese Falcon is, the picture has two fairly significant shortcomings that no one really wants to talk about."       Kevin Koehler  

  
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