Splat 2/4 |
The Pacifier (2005) |
"The Pacifier isn't going to redefine kids' films, but it's far less painful than what it could have been." |
Connie Ogle |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Page Turner (2007) |
"A suspenseful French drama with a Hitchcockian flair for manipulation that manages to be simultaneously elegant and shamelessly entertaining." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato 3/4 |
Paid in Full (2002) |
"An intelligent crime drama, not because of the criminal activity it dramatizes but because of its powerful examination of the forces that drive criminals." |
Keith Cassidy |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Painted Veil (2006) |
"Exquisitely filmed and finely acted." |
Connie Ogle |
Splat 2/4 |
Palindromes (2005) |
"Not much more than trickery and artifice, and not worth the death of dear, departed Dawn." |
Connie Ogle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Pan's Labyrinth (2006) |
"It's pitch-perfect, impeccably conceived and replete with subtext and meaning. It is, in other words, a masterpiece." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato |
Panic (2000) |
"Both subtle and formidably odd, and already you can feel an enthusiastic cult following forming." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato 3/4 |
Panic Room (2002) |
"Tense, terrific, sweaty-palmed fun." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato 3/4 |
Paper Clips (2004) |
"A small, heartening slice of life that feels like a crucial step toward something bigger." |
Connie Ogle |
Splat 1/4 |
Paper Heart (2009) |
"Cute? If you say so. Funny? If I had a nickel for every time I laughed, I'd have a dime." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato 3/4 |
Paradise Now (2005) |
"It would be difficult to undertake a more politically relevant film or explore a more volatile subject, and Abu-Assad attempts his project with skill and sensitivity." |
Connie Ogle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Paranoid Park (2008) |
"Paranoid Park, Gus Van Sant's mesmerizing new movie, melds the dreamy languor of his last few films with a page-turner of a plot." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Paranormal Activity (2009) |
"As far as communal experiences at the multiplex go, the film delivers." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato 3/4 |
Paris, Je T'aime (2007) |
"In all their variations, with many of them graced by the presence of big-name actors, these 18 movies coalesce into an incandescent portrait of a city rife with possibilities for romance." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Passion of the Christ (2004) |
"The Passion doesn't suffer from the airless, pious airs that drag down most biblical dramas: It has a muscular, pounding energy and lyrical, almost gothic beauty." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Passionada (2003) |
"Passionada is not as passionate as you may suspect. It's just a tender story about how opposites attract, and how much the nation is opening toward those who are different." |
Marta Barber |
Splat |
Patch Adams (1998) |
"Has some very funny moments, but they're all drowned out by an overbearingly sentimental script." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Pauline and Paulette (2002) |
"It is easy to watch, yet at the end, unsatisfying." |
Marta Barber |
Splat |
Pay It Forward (2000) |
"As it stands now, Pay It Forward winds up making a very good case for never going out of your way to help anybody." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Splat 1/4 |
Peaceful Warrior (2006) |
"Full of cheap fortune-cookie wisdom and noodly inspirational advice." |
Connie Ogle |
Splat |
Pearl Harbor (2001) |
"It's all smoke and fireballs, spectacle without any real punch." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Perfect Crime (2005) |
"While not boring, it is too light to be taken seriously." |
Marta Barber |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
A Perfect Getaway (2009) |
"For a low-brow, psycho-on-the-loose-in-paradise thriller, A Perfect Getaway is surprisingly entertaining, with exactly the right elements to overcome the inevitable cliches." |
Connie Ogle |
Tomato |
The Perfect Holiday (2007) |
"The messages here are what you'd expect: Love your family. Don't be selfish. Don't tell lies. Have a happy holiday. Christmas doesn't have to be perfect to entertain you. Just like this movie." |
Connie Ogle |
Splat 1/4 |
The Perfect Man (2005) |
"[It] isn't funny or heartwarming or interesting on any level." |
Connie Ogle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006) |
"Perfume: The Story of a Murderer never tries to make Jean-Baptiste sympathetic but he's not rendered monstrous, either: He just is a victim of a passion larger and more powerful than any one man can handle." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Splat |
Peter Pan (2003) |
"There just isn't enough in the movie, despite its marvelous design, to warrant another visit to this material." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato 3/4 |
La Petite Lili (2004) |
"A film that adapts the basic Russian classic and then breaks away in more ways than just the setting." |
Marta Barber |
Splat 2/4 |
Phone Booth (2003) |
"Loud and frantic and filled with all sorts of business, but it's also empty and inert, a creative exercise that would have played better as a 30-minute short." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Pianist (2002) |
"Brody tracks Szpilman's descent from smug celebrity to feral, starving man with uncommon subtlety." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Piano Teacher (2002) |
"A gripping psychological thriller that, while lacking the power of Funny Games, is still the work of a master." |
Marta Barber |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Piccadilly (1929) |
"A swinging London club; the breakup of a famous performing couple; a well-known dancer being replaced by one younger and more exotic; a murder. All juicy fodder for plot, and it's a good thing." |
Marta Barber |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Pieces of April (2003) |
"Deftly captures the pressures that accompany holiday gatherings." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato 3/4 |
Pineapple Express (2008) |
"This is an endearingly slovenly, profane movie with bursts of startling violence, but it's all played for nyuk-nyuk laughs, and it has been directed with more care than it might initially appear by David Gordon Green." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Splat |
Pińero (2001) |
"A biopic that is as messy as the life it details." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Splat 1/4 |
Pink Panther (2006) |
"Martin (who also co-wrote the screenplay) is so uninspired and dull in this witless movie, he almost -- almost -- makes you long for Adam Sandler." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Pink Panther 2 (2009) |
"[It's] admittedly funnier than the 2006 original. But that movie was so dispiritingly, soul-suckingly bad, there was nowhere left to go but up." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Splat 2/4 |
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) |
"The longest and talkiest installment in the blockbuster Pirates trilogy, At World's End doesn't even have the decency to provide a good action sequence until more than two hours in." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Splat 2/4 |
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) |
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest is the worst kind of sequel -- the kind that exists only to give you more-more-more of what you liked the first time around, without ever justifying its own existence." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato 3/4 |
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) |
"The summer's oddest, most unexpected blockbuster has arrived." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato |
Pitch Black (2000) |
"Despite far too many video-game moments and annoying taglines, the scifi thriller Pitch Black just may be the most entertainingly derivative movie of the millennium so far." |
Sara Wildberger |
Splat |
Planet of the Apes (2001) |
"A visually extravagant but curiously flat, muted adventure -- one so lackadaisically plotted and structured that it's easy to lose track of what is happening on the screen, even though there's never much to keep track of to begin with." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato |
The Pledge (2001) |
"[A] beautifully made bummer." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Splat 1/4 |
Pokemon 4Ever (2002) |
"If your idea of fun is gargling vinegar, don't miss the fourth full-length Pokemon feature film." |
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Splat |
Pokémon the Movie 2000 (2000) |
"Japanese anime can rise to a legitimate art form, as with the intricate and haunting post-apocalyptic classic Akira, but the disposable Pokémon 2000 is far lazier stuff." |
Charles Savage |
Tomato 3/4 |
Ponyo (2009) |
"If you've never experienced a Miyazaki movie, here's your chance to try one. Come on in. The water's fine." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Splat 2/4 |
Poseidon (2006) |
"Neither bad enough to really laugh at nor good enough to be truly exciting, Poseidon just sits there, occasionally gripping, but only fleetingly. It's a bland spectacle." |
Rene Rodriguez |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Possession (2002) |
"While the film probably won't leave you swooning, it is at least an earnest love letter to its transcendent source." |
Connie Ogle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Possible Loves (2001) |
"A charming and somewhat engaging film." |
Marta Barber |
Splat 1/4 |
Post Grad (2009) |
"Post Grad is an annoying, tedious little film that touts a young woman's desire to fulfill her dreams, at least until she drops them and everything else and runs across the country to follow a boy." |
Connie Ogle |